Tonight’s personals include a Henry VIII enthusiast and a New Yorker fan: meet Hannah Cohen and Peter Sterne.

Name, Year, School, Major: Hannah Jane Cohen, Sophomore, CC, Earth Science and Physics

Preference: Girl for guy

Hometown: Chappaqua, NY

Dream date in seven words or fewer: Spinal tap + beer + cuddling + late night talking

What redeems you as a human being? In the Bible verse for Hannah (Mother of Samuel), her husband asks her, “Are you drunk in the temple again? You always do this.” I try and live by this philosophy every day.

Obsessive book series of choice: The Dark Tower. Nothing else even compares.

Library room of choice: 6th Floor. Also my room.

What you think the sexiest animal is: An Icelandic Pony or a miniature husky puppy.

Guilty pleasure song:So Yesterday” by Hillary Duff and all of Marilyn Manson. I’m a pretty embarrassing person.

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? Obviously unironically! If you say you watch Girls ironically, I will automatically assume you are stupid. Much like people who didn’t like “Cloud Atlas” or understand the Lost finale — you are dumb.

Historical hottie: Anne of Cleves. She’s the coolest of Henry VIII’s wives.

Name, Year, School, Major: Peter Sterne, Junior, CC, Anthropology

Preference: Guy for girl

Hometown: Greenwich, CT

Dream date in seven words or fewer: Dinner, drinks, discussing the New Yorker, brunch (“discussing the New Yorker” may or may not be a euphemism)

What redeems you as a human being? I afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. Also, I always hold the door for people.

Obsessive book series of choice: The Hunger Games. J-Law is amazing.

What you think the sexiest animal is: Humans

Guilty pleasure song: Robyn, “Call Your Girlfriend”

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? Unironically. (I’m a Charlie.)

Historical Hottie: Ida Tarbell