Valentine’s Day is over, but there’s still a shot at love. Tonight’s personal profiles reject cuddling and believe in common human decency, respectively: meet Sam Schipani and Matt Martinez. Your one-email stop to love, as always, is personals@bwog.com.

Name, Year, School, Major: Sam Schipani, CC’15, Sustainable Development

Preference: Girl for Guy

Hometown: The cultural mecca of Sterling, VA

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Engineer buys me falafel. No cuddling.

What redeems you as a human being? I still play “Pokemon” pretty regularly.

Obsessive book series of choice: Right now? “A Song of Ice and Fire.” In my youth? “Magic Tree House.” They’re basically the same.

Library room of choice: Hartley Sky Lounge (there is one bookshelf, so it counts)

What you think the sexiest animal is: Dinoflagellate.

Your guilty pleasure song: Anything by Weird Al Yankovic

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? Is it possible to watch “Girls” unironically?

Historical Hottie: Alexander Hamilton

Name, Year, School, Major: Matthew Patrick Francis Martinez (bam!); CC 2013; Anthropology major with a history concentration.

Preference: Guy for Guy.

Hometown: Sayville, NY; AKA “Lawng Island.”

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Adventure; running; cooking food; eating said food.

What redeems you as a human being? I care for others with all of my heart. I believe in honesty, in love, and in the power of people to show compassion for one another.

Obsessive book series of choice: To be honest, I don’t really have one. It would probably be the Dune series, but I only read the first one and loved it so much that I didn’t want to read the rest because I heard they get worse.

Library room of choice: My suite/room.

What you think the sexiest animal is: Cheetah.

Guilty pleasure song: “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It” by Will Smith.

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? I’ve never seen it. Let’s watch Game of Thrones instead–I need my Robb Stark.

Historical hottie: James Dean.