Overheard: Trouble at the Turnstiles
Written by Bwog Staff
Two men in fancy suits walk into Lerner. One man passes through the turnstiles with ease. The other is left stuck on the side of the public – the side of the plebians. This will not do.
Stuck man to desk: “Can’t I go through!? I’m not an alumni here, but I DID go to Harvard.”
He DID go to Harvard. The nerve! Keeping a man of his quality locked up behind those stupid metal bars… He paid good money for his education! Couldn’t that woman tell by his perfectly coiffed hair, his teeth sparkling white teeth, his overbearing air of dickishness? If he wanted to be treated this way he would have gone to Cornell.
Lerner will be hearing from his lawyers.
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