Apr

29

Bwog Endorses Beyoncé

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Our queen, goddess, everything.

Our queen, goddess, everything.

Bwog officially endorses Beyoncé. Just in general.

Saying that you like Beyoncé is like saying you like to breathe. Obvi. Beyoncé is like totes Bwog’s favorite person eva. She’s fierce, she’s a sexy mommy, and she has an accent at the end of her name, so computers think you’ve misspelled her name.

Fav.

But in all seriousness, Beyoncé is a positive role model in a whole slew of celebrity disasters. We’re looking at you Charlie Sheen.

#leavelindsayalo(ne)han  #jkbrittanyisactuallynotasweirdnow

A group of zealous, (“hey me too! :) :) :) >_<“) prefrosh in the  Columbia Class of 2017 group have made it their mission to bring Beyoncé to campus as a speaker at convocation. They are currently running a Twitter campaign using the hashtag: #BeyonceAtCU. Some of their top cited reasons for having Beyoncé as the convocation speaker:

1. Since Bey doesn’t speak that much we think it would be rather unique for her as well as us.
2. She lives in NYC and her husband was featured on a song about the city.

We don’t think any questions should be asked. Beyoncé doesn’t speak near enough. That jerk Kanye (why isn’t it Kanyé?) never lets her finish. If you are interested, like us, in getting the best thing ever to come to our campus, contact Fainan Lakha and the misguided souls club.

Listed below are some of Bwog’s favesies tweets from the ongoing!campaign:

  • “I want this to happen man come on #beyonceatCU”
  • [email protected] you named your daughter blue ivy, we ARE the blue ivy!”
  • [email protected] pretend we’re Brazil and answer our pleas to come 2 Columbia (not Colombia bey)”
  • [email protected] please make my life”

Bwog is pretty sure someone has been live tweeting our dreams. Beyoncé, bey, if you’re reading this, just know that we love you. Bwog may not be Jay-Z, but we look the same when we wear a paper bag on our heads. #thiswasprobablytoomuch

How can you not love her via Wikimedia Commons

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7 Comments

  1. J-cups  

    Solange is better AND hotter. get Solange.

  2. Anonymous

    Lol you just got scooped by the Lion and you're writing about Beyonce.

    typical newbwog.

  3. Tastemaker  

    I love Beyoncé more than Drake thinks girls do, but this is just weird.

  4. the bravest  

    I think she's overrated. There. I said it.

  5. Anonymous

    Beyonce and Jay Z live in New York so it should be no big deal for them.

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