Oct

23

There She Is, Miss America

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It should be illegal to be smart and pretty.
It should be illegal to be smart and pretty.

It should be illegal to be smart and pretty.

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate?

There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors.

Bwog was tipped the following:

“English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got her to take a picture holding Oedipus, and sent it to her lit hum class.”

Miss America 2014 is Nina Davulurithe first Miss America winner of Indian heritage. She plans on becoming a doctor like her father. One cannot help but wish she attends Columbia Medical School.

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8 Comments

  1. Yes except

    there is no Columbia Medical School. It's Columbia College of Physicians and Surgeons. Way more pretentious.

  2. Anonymous  

    AAA, Club Zamana, HSO, and CU Sewa are co-hosting a discussion about Miss America tonight! Come to by Malcolm X Lounge (Hartley Hall 1st floor) from 7:30pm-9pm.

    FB Link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1436545923238813/

  3. well...  

    we might not have Miss America, but we do have Miss Massachusetts, who is incidentally a student at CU CP&S!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loren_Galler-Rabinowitz

  4. prezbo

    I'd pee in her butt

  5. Nice to know

    ...that Columbia profs can be as creepy and awkward as their students.

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