There She Is, Miss America
Written by Bwog Staff
Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate?
There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors.
Bwog was tipped the following:
“English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got her to take a picture holding Oedipus, and sent it to her lit hum class.”
Miss America 2014 is Nina Davuluri, the first Miss America winner of Indian heritage. She plans on becoming a doctor like her father. One cannot help but wish she attends Columbia Medical School.