"Omg Judy! Everytime you text me it smells like dog shit xoxo"

“Omg Judy! Everytime you text me it smells like dog shit xoxo”

Red Sox lost on a bullshit call. (Boston.com)

Jay Z got profiled at Barney’s… while in a deal with the department store. (NY Daily News)

Obama has officially dubbed Brooklyn as “cool.” That’s it? (Gothamist)

People are still recovering during the anniversary of Hurricane Sandy. (CNN)

Mmm, beef rib in the morning. (Springfield News-Sun)

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