We really don't want to know, actually

We really don’t want to know, actually

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, the Band would only offer the following tantalizing tip:

“Recently the CUMB has been the target of accusations that it produced and submitted an entry to the annual HUMP! amateur pornography festival, in the form of a short video featuring penetrative sex between wind and reed instruments.

These rumors are disgusting, offensive, and true.”

If anyone has any further information on this gross misuse of innocent musical objects, email tips@bwog.com. We’re dying to know.

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