Bwog's heating still hasn't been turned on

Bwog’s heating still hasn’t been turned on

Considering today’s shitty weather, Bwog wanted to think of an extra special Bwog Asked to cheer up tonight’s patrons of the But. Uncomfortably, Bwog was social and asked, “what makes you feel warm and fuzzy?”

Smoker’s Plaza

  • Slippers
  • A pillow
  • Green *As Bwog leaves, a debate begins on which colour is the fuzzier and warmer (candidates: yellow, orange and red)*
  • *Two friends* Fur
  • Leather
  • Lerner Hall

Hallways

  • My bed
  • A teddy bear
  • A nice meal with friends makes you warm and fuzzy inside!
  • The ideal sock
  • A puppy

2nd Floor

  • Blankets
  • My dog
  • *In a sultry voice* Red wine in my bed

3rd Floor

  • My stuffed toucan
  • Lil Bub
  • Soup
  • My bed and my blankets
  • Hot chocolate
  • “Is this one of those Bwog things?” “Yes” “Then I’m not doing it”

Bwog was once cute via Shutterstock