Attn: Women of Columbia
Written by Bwog Staff
It’s your lucky day, women of Columbia! We know you’re really busy right now (i.e.
finals prepping for that date with the cutie from down your hall omg!), but put down that hairbrush because we’re about to drop some knowledge: in this glowing article from Want China Times, Columbia has been ranked “the top choice for ‘competent’ girlfriends!”
Aww, they shouldn’t have! I’m blushing! So ladies, basically your work here is done. You can all go back to painting your nails and gossiping because ya know, ladyparts and pink things etc! Who needs books when you can be a *golly gosh* “competent girlfriend?”
Here’s an especially flattering nugget from the article:
“A netizen who graduated from the university’s computer department and goes by the name Libo said not every female student there is attractive but all of them are competent and have excellent social skills.”
We’re sure you’ve never felt so honored.
Keeping it cute and competent on pageant night because that’s all we’re good for via Shutterstock
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