"your winged liner is flawless, my love"

“Your winged liner is flawless, my love”

Everyone/many people have heard about weird porn in Butler. Our legacy, ladies and gentlemen. (NY Daily News, NY Observer, HuffPo, NY Mag)

School of Public Health recently conducted a study suggesting that happier people may be likelier to have safer sex. Granted, the experiment was conducted purely on sexually active, HIV-positive men so it may be a little difficult to extrapolate, but moral’s still the same. (Medical Xpress)

According to the sage words of Cosmo, “college dating is… screwed up.” Bwog doesn’t know what they’re talking about though because our love lives are pitch perfect. (Cosmopolitan)

Columbia was mentioned on Brooklyn 99 via an old classics professor. (Backlot)

Meanwhile in Pennsylvania, a couple had sex in a car in a garage and died. They were both 40 and high. (NY Daily News)

Got any exciting V-Day plans? If the answer’s a resounding no (and even if it’s not), here’s a list of what’s coming this month to Netflix streaming. Cheers! (Vulture)

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