Personals: Emily, Jake, and NoCo
Written by Bwog Staff
Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Emily Injeian (the greatest roommate ever), Jake Gange, and Noco. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans/ buildings on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’ve gotten enough submissions, so we won’t be accepting any new personals after this point.
Name, Year, School, Major: Emily Injeian, 2016, CC, English
Preference (guy for guy, etc): girl for guy
Hometown: Bowling Green, KY
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: We both die.
What redeems you as a human being? Well, I don’t buy original sin, so.
Library room of choice: Butler 409
Beverage of choice: Water
Guilty pleasure song: “Gay Schoolgirl” by Won Ton Death
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Who wants to know?
Historical Hottie: Chaucer
Name, Year, School, Major: Jake Gagne, CC ’16, Art History
Preference (guy for guy, etc): dude for dude (MASC ONLY)
Hometown: Weatogue, CT
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Emily Injeian dies.
What redeems you as a human being? This is such a stupid question.
Library room of choice: Avery
Beverage of choice: taro bubble tea with Southern Comfort
Guilty pleasure song: Silence
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Lerner party space
Historical Hottie: Chris Pine
Name, Year, School, Major: Northwest Corner Building (no one building should have all this power), Majoring in Chemistry and Econ
Preference: Glass seeking same.
Hometown: W. 120th and Broadway, NY
Nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “I love looking at the night sky!”
What redeems you as a
human being building: I’m modern, brah. Clean lines for days, smooth glass, the works. Everyone wants to cozy up to my cold, hard steel (if ya know what I mean). #killin’it
Library room of choice: The Science and Engineering Library, without a doubt.
Beverage of choice: Natty Light
Guilty pleasure song: Clarity (Zedd feat. Foxes)
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Partyin’ it up with Pupin and Chandler. Drunkenly texting the Diana to come over from across the street. She never does.
Historical Hottie: Marie Curie. So radioactive.
Tags: 2hip4u, belligerent personals, bros, cold hard steel, emily and jake are great we promise, international bros, my emily what luscious locks, NoCo, omg emily you did NOT say your historical hottie is chaucer, so radioactive, yay roommates