Personals: Kate, Izzi, Nathen, and Liam
Written by Bwog Staff
Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Kate Eberstadt, Izzi Eberstadt (sistah sistah), Nathen Huang, and Liam Bland. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’re just toooooo popular — we’ve received enough submissions, so we won’t be accepting any new personals after this point.
Name, Year, School, Major: Kate Eberstadt, CC 2014, English
Preference (guy for guy, etc): Surprise me
Hometown: the District of Columbia
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Host seats you next to your ex
What redeems you as a human being? I’m not a Hufflepuff
Library room of choice: Computer Music Center. Followed by JJ’s
Beverage of choice: Come find out yourself… I work at 1020
Guilty pleasure song: We Can’t Stop
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? With my sister Izzi Eberstadt (BC ’16), phones dead, up to no good…
Historical Hottie: Fyodor Dostoevsky
Name, Year, School, Major: Izzi Eberstadt, BC ’16, History/Philosophy
Preference: Woman for Man
Hometown: Washington, D.C.
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Falling asleep mid date… it’s happened.
What redeems you as a human being? My sister (Kate Eberstadt CC ’14) and I write music. If all goes well expect a ballad.
Library room of choice: Butler Cafe
Beverage of choice: ANYTHING BUT MILK!!! Seriously. No milk.
Guilty pleasure song: Happily, by none other than One Direction.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? No Saturday nights are usual in my experience.
Historical Hottie: Aristotle <333333
Name, Year, School, Major: Nathen Huang, CC ’15, Psychology and German
Preference: Guy for guy
Hometown: Cerritos, CA, but I mostly grew up in Orange County
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: You must defeat my seven evil exes
What redeems you as a human being? I almost crashed into Daniel Radcliffe when he was filming “Kill Your Darlings” at Columbia my freshman year. I was about to open the door to a bathroom in Havemeyer, when he threw open the door, narrowly missing me, and sped away. He’s actually really short in real life.
Library room of choice: Butler Reference Room
Beverage of choice: http://bit.ly/1daXy1r
Guilty pleasure song: Fashionista- Jimmy James
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? http://groundedcoffee.com/
Historical Hottie: Heinrich Heine
Name, Year, School, Major: Liam Bland, CC ’15, Political Science
Preference: guy for guy but who’s counting
Hometown: Fabius, NY. there were cows and I was famous for moving there in the 4th grade and making my first joke: “where’s the alfalfa growing?” yeah I know it’s not funny but those rednecks laughed and laughed until I graduated.
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Turns out he was straight all along
What redeems you as a human being? Maybe the cardboard cutout of Zayn Malik on my bedroom wall.
Library room of choice: twitter. follow me @liam_land
Beverage of choice: Hard to pick between tequila and mountain dew. I tried mixing them once during freshman year and threw up for hours
Guilty pleasure song: Would you feel guilty about owning every single One Direction album and concert DVD? i certainly don’t.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Depends on if I’m drinking tequila or mountain dew.
Historical Hottie: James Dean/Aki Terasaki
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