Feb

14

Personals: Liane, Ben, and Geetika

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Liane Darson

Happy velociraptor day vacuum-cleaning day vermouth-appreciation day V-Day Columbia! We’re sorry to inform all you love-sick Columbians that tonight is the last night of personals. While it might be a little late for a Valentine’s Day date, you’ve still got a shot at love. Our last batch of Columbians searching for that special someone are Liane Darson, Ben Rimland, and Geetika Rudra. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars toward your date).

Name, Year, School, Major: Liane Darson, SEAS 2015, Biomedical Engineering

Preference: girl for guy

Hometown: Staten Island, NY

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: When the food is terrible….

What redeems you as a human being? I love love love to cook, I like to feed people cause hungry faces bother me.

Library room of choice: The room where the chicks were with the eggs, yeah, that one.

Beverage of Choice: Whiskey. With ice. Or no ice. As long as the whiskey is there.

Guilty Pleasure Song: Wrecking Ball.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Either in Butler or somewhere with good music.

Historical Hottie: Alexander Hamilton

 

silly boy, you're not a beer

Ben Rimland

Name, Year, School, Major: Ben Rimland, CC ’15, Political Science and Art History

Preference: Guy 4 girl

Hometown: Scarsdale, NY (Truly bestchester)

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Wow, I love Vampire Weekend!

What redeems you as a human being? My unassailably superior cultural taste (lol)

Library room of choice: Smoking wit the cool kids in front of Avery

Beverage of choice: Beer.

Guilty Pleasure Song: Somewhere I Belong — Linkin Park

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Sipping water out of my bong-shaped vase

Historical Hottie: Sherilyn Fenn (y’know, from Twin Peaks)

 

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Geetika Rudra

Name, Year, School, Major: Geetika Rudra, CC ’14, Creative Writing and American Studies

Preference: Girl for guy

Hometown: Roslyn, Long Island, New York

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: You’re smart, good looking, shorter than me

What redeems you as a human being? ;)

Library room of choice: Computer room in Lerner

Beverage of choice: Gin and tonic, prune juice

Guilty Pleasure Song: Let It Go from Frozen, but really you’re guilty if you don’t like that song.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? At 1020, waiting for The Heights to reopen, trying to find the ONLY anagram for “feudalist.” Can you do it?!

Historical Hottie? Abraham Lincoln, duh

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17 Comments

  1. Anon

    ew, scarsdale. get out of here.

  2. Shut the fuck up  

    geetika is beautiful

  3. Geetikas in my Tibet class

    She's mad smart

  4. BluntsInButler  

    Geetika is a chiller

  5. Anonymous

    Why is there no article about the double overtime basketball game vs Harvard that Columbia was cheated out of?

  6. anagram queen  

    omg omg geetika, is it sulfidate???

    ps you're so hot

  7. Anonymous

    Liane is beautiful and so sweet

  8. Copyedits  

    bwog in your intro - there aren't any buildings in this one

  9. Anagram blah blah blah  

    feudalist = a deist flu

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