It’s your 8:40 a.m. English seminar. Within the first three minutes it’s become abundantly clear that you are far from the only person to have maybe lightly skimmed the reading, and you just cannot bring yourself to deal with/listen to/humor this shit. For your viewing pleasure, we bring you the only way to stay awake/alive in the face of war, peace, and deadly pretension.

prize: a lifetime of sparknotes and the knowledge that you too are a supreme douchebag

a lifetime of sparknotes and the knowledge that you too are a supreme douchebag.