Why wasn't I the one to eat four Chipotle burritos in three minutes?

self-loathing

Oh, Republican Party. You and your emails. (The Nation)

Columbia’s resident Olympian Sasha Cohen might be hoping for the U.S. to win in Sochi, but naturally she’s betting on South Korea and Russia. (People)

Pussy Riot is still under attack. (CNN)

When good movies are left to mediocre critics, unfortunately “it’s still obnoxious hokum.” (BuzzFeed)

Damn. (YouTube)

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