If you thought Bwog scared the incoming first-years away from posting on their class Facebook page, you thought wrong. We thought we were done poking fun at them, but then the prefrosh surprised us with a whole new round of Facebook gems. Okay okay, we’re done until RD decisions.

They thought they could keep us out, too:

They're onto us
Nice try, Hammy

TheyreOntoUsIt takes a genius to figure this out

My tuition, dammit
The most important question of all

Odd choice of a Twitter handle
Really, what’s more important than your ratio?

Okay, this question is far more important.

ANDYBefore a Columbia workload sucks the life out of you

Be you, be free
It’s true, having to work to make money isn’t for all of us

Okay, prefrosh, we do mean it, we’re done now. We appreciate your abundant enthusiasm and we’re sure you’ll make a lovely addition to our vibrant student body.