Mar

10

Squirrelverseen: Redwall!

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Honor! Glory! Family! Death!

This young squirrel maiden swaggered up to our camera, downed an acorn capful of nut ale and recited for us the Law of the  Badger Squirrel Lords:

Defend the weak, protect both young and old, never desert your friends. Give justice to all, be fearless in battle and always ready to defend the right.

Then she grabbed her dagger, yelled “Onward to Redwall! The Abbey is besieged!” and scurried towards the Hudson.

Honor! Glory! Family! Death!

ONWARD FOR HONOR, FAMILY, GLORY AND DEATH

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7 Comments

  1. Lord Brocktree  

    EULALIAAAAAA!!!!

  2. bwog tho  

    what are you doing

  3. Anonymous  

    I read the shit out of these books. Fucking October Ale and scones.

  4. a guy  

    "redwall is game of thrones for kids" is actually a truer statement than you think it is

  5. Anonymous  

    TRISS, oh my gods. And that entire cultlike devotion to the sword of Martin the Warrior. That was my childhood. Shniff.

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