7 CommentsThis young squirrel maiden swaggered up to our camera, downed an acorn capful of nut ale and recited for us the Law of the Badger Squirrel Lords:
Defend the weak, protect both young and old, never desert your friends. Give justice to all, be fearless in battle and always ready to defend the right.
Then she grabbed her dagger, yelled “Onward to Redwall! The Abbey is besieged!” and scurried towards the Hudson.
ONWARD FOR HONOR, FAMILY, GLORY AND DEATH
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@Anonymous TRISS, oh my gods. And that entire cultlike devotion to the sword of Martin the Warrior. That was my childhood. Shniff.
@a guy “redwall is game of thrones for kids” is actually a truer statement than you think it is
@Anonymous right? lengthy descriptions of food, battles, fantasy. Just more mice and less sex
@Butters Does Redwall have any of that gay weiner stuff?
@Anonymous I read the shit out of these books. Fucking October Ale and scones.
@bwog tho what are you doing
@Lord Brocktree EULALIAAAAAA!!!!