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Pre-Frosh Profiles: Hagen

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Hagen

And thus we continue with our pre-frosh profiles. Just think—they’ll even be making a special appearance on campus soon! Try to hide your Bacchanal hangover.

Hometown: Austin, Texas

School: CC

Prospective Major: Environmental Science, but open to change

Prospective Dorm: Carman

Why Columbia?

I chose Columbia because I felt that compared to other Ivy Leagues the atmosphere was right for me. I love the rich history and prestigious tradition of Columbia and I am so excited to meet a diverse group of people and expand my horizons of learning and opportunity.

How long do you think it’ll take to lose your dignity, moral compass, and sanity?

I plan on keeping my dignity and moral compass close to me through my time at Columbia. But I’m not too worried about sanity, that word always reminds me of my sophomore year honors English class when we read and dissected Life of Pi. One of the major themes is the fact that one may go insane to keep his true sanity. (Referring to Pi Patel creating the whole story of the tiger to blanket a grim reality of murder and cannibalism going on in the boat to stay alive and sane.) Anyways, what I’m getting at is that I may go a little insane in the next 4 years but for the better and I hope to gain so much knowledge from my future experiences.

How many Lit Hum books have you read? Or are planning to read?

Honestly I haven’t read one. Well except the bible that’s a good one. But I love a good book so I’ll read a good amount of them before the fall.

You mentioned that you’ll be playing football at Columbia. How did their losing streak this season factor into your decision?

The football team is trying to start a new era of winning and I am very excited to be a part of it. The only thing that impacted my decision to attend Columbia athletically was the coaches with their great personalities and football knowledge.The school did the rest.

What are you doing with the rest of your senior year?

For the rest of my senior year I am trying to soak in the Texas sun as much as possible before I go and experience a real winter in NY. I am going to the Honduras on a fly-fishing/environmental restoration trip that I did last summer as well and I also plan to road trip through Colorado, Wyoming and Yellowstone Park to fly-fish and camp in the desolate wilderness as kind of a last hoorah before I go to school. I will hopefully spend time with my family and lifelong friends and visit my favorite places near home before I embark on the opportunity of a lifetime. I can’t wait.

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39 Comments

  1. CC'14  

    Ok Bwog...based on the last two, are you just choosing the hottest pre-frosh to make us feel like cradle robbers?

  2. Anonymous  

    Honestly I haven’t read one. Well except the bible that’s a good one.

  3. Pete "great personality" Mangurian  

    lol

  4. srsly?  

    referencing life of pi to sound smart?

  5. Institutionalized Losing  

    "The football team is trying to start a new era of winning and I am very excited to be a part of it."

    We are? Glad to hear we got tired of losing.

  6. Sorry, not, sorry.  

    As a GSer, I feel suddenly like a dirty voyeur. This boy was born when I was hitting puberty. Lame.

  7. CC

    Hagen, you sound cool. Look forward to meeting you. And, welcome to Columbia.

  8. anon  

    sounds like a pussy

  9. #unfair  

    There is a solid chance many pre-frosh do not understand the nature of Bwog comments. We tend to be unfairly brutal, and it WOULD suck to be asked to do one of these profiles, only to have our (perhaps) idealistic image of college life prematurely shattered by some nasty comments of current students--we should let that image be shattered (or whatever) when they get here. I'd say do away with the concept of the Pre-frosh profile, since I doubt the (often pseudo) intellectual cynicism and jadedness in many of these comments is going anywhere.

  10. tbh

    the bible is the root of most literature.

  11. heyy

    hagen I wan to marry you.

  12. anon  

    who the fuck cares about prefrosh

  13. Anonymous  

    HOLY SHIT a football player actually spoke to campus media!

    Bwog, keep this guy locked up before the confidentiality clause gets him.

  14. Anonymous  

    "I love the rich history and prestigious tradition of Columbia"

  15. anon  

    Congrats on Columbia! Never talk to Bwog or Spec again. Rookie mistake

  16. pt

    He sounds like a really nice guy. I don't think he was especially specific about what set Columbia apart from the other ivies-- they are all prestigious, with rich historical traditions. But it is hard to precisely reduce the feeling that something is right to precise terms, and something that feels right often is.

  17. Anonymous

    I just looked at that boy and jizzed.

  18. WEST LAKE IS THE BEST LAKE  

    Honestly being a troll.... Lake Travis is awful though.

    Have fun at Columbia!!

  19. CC16  

    "But I love a good book so I’ll read a good amount of them before the fall."
    psshhhh no you won't... #TheIliad

  20. REPPING TEXAS  

    That's right. You go, Hagen.

  21. BYE  

    YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE. NO ONE CARES.

  22. Borat  

    In my country "foot ball" is nuclear retardation disease where a foot grow out of man's testes satchel. High five!

  23. hagendon'tyouworrychild

    guys can we start a hagen fan club
    Hide Replies • Agree • Disagree • Newsworthy • More • Apr 2, 2014 @ 10:54pm
    2 agree

    i bet he slays pussy
    Reply • Agree • Disagree • Newsworthy • More • Apr 3, 2014 @ 11:11pm

    Original Poster based on what
    Reply • Agree • Disagree • Newsworthy • More • Apr 3, 2014 @ 11:11pm

    just his appearance? and his fishing photos? he seems a lot more like a blue mountain state kinda guy
    Reply • Agree • Disagree • Newsworthy • More • Apr 3, 2014 @ 11:12pm

    dude that's just a pussy magnet thing to say. chicks dig guys with ethics.
    Reply • Agree • Disagree • Newsworthy • More • Apr 3, 2014 @ 11:15pm

    they also love intellectuals
    Reply • Agree • Disagree • Newsworthy • More • Apr 3, 2014 @ 11:15pm

    i bet he is going to be knee deep in vagina the moment he steps on campus

    his entire carman floor will be dripping with anticipation

    Original Poster sounds like a pussy
    Reply • Agree • Disagree • Newsworthy • More • Apr 3, 2014 @ 11:17pm

    nah bro, he slams that pussy

  24. Anonymous  

    You didn't ask him about oral sex and cheese!

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