Any similarities to the actual experiences of pre-med students have been gleaned from late-night Slack conversations. 

Hell. I’m living in hell
Ethanol solutions haunt my nightmares
Yet it’s all worth it. I’ll be a doctor someday
Just trying to make it through
Every day, I take tests
For Mowsh bio, for chemistry, for physics, for psych
Friends don’t understand, no matter how hard they try
Robo-cop would but he’s not real
Eventually I will achieve my dream of fixing people and also being 10% less stressed
Yee haw, yeet, yoink, and other y-sounds

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