So as to continue this wonderful recent trend in overheard/seen pleasantries, now a gossip gem from the Harvest issue of the Blue and White: One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier […]
Once upon a time, when you were young and carefree, there was a comedian who made movies you thought were hilarious, or at least pretty funny. Now that guy is making movies in which he plays his own sibling that get a 4% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Needless to say, a whole generation is confused: Boy […]
As we pointed out a few days back, the Registrar’s office has added additional dates for spring registration this week and next in hopes that it will allow for more accurate schedules going in to winter break. Now you have much more time to sit in class and refresh SSOL nonstop until that Art Hum […]
Good News: Tiger Woods won the Chevron World Challenge this weekend, ending a two-year losing streak. Asked whether the emotions he felt were more satisfied or relieved, Woods replied “It just feels awesome whatever it is.” …That’s what she said. (CBS) Bad News: Times are tough. PrezBo only received $1.53 million in total compensation in 2009, a […]
Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. Our recommendations for this week are below and the full list is after the jump. Recommended “Improving Livelihoods in Batey Communities in the Dominican Republic” […]
A black iPhone 4 with a brown leather case was lost on the 5th floor lounge of Lerner outside 502/503 on December 4th around 8:00pm. The iPhone has a passcode and the background screen is an oil painting of a cathedral on fire. Please contact ry2216@columbia.edu if found.
Kevin Powers reports on this week in Columbia Basketball. The sports story of the weekend is the Men’s Basketball team, who won all three games this weekend at the Loyola Marymount Centennial Classic in Los Angeles, CA. The Lions success was fueled by a hot streak from behind the arc that only intensified as the […]
If you’ve ever been interested in writing, drawing, reporting, or in anyway contributing to Bwog, please stop by and say hello! As always, we’ll be in Lerner SGO at 7 pm. There will be snacks! prezbo’s daily meditation via scratch mit
It’s finals season—time to get serious. But not for these guys. Give Penis Pundit Matt Schantz a casual head nod and maybe decide to stay for a while as he crafts a masterful portrait of those Butler Archetypes who just can’t seem to stop dicking around. They’ll come bearing a few muffled grunts, perhaps a […]
*Guffaw* Why can’t all these plebes get on my level? “I hate it when people are stupid. Like, I hate it when you’re trying to explain a concept that you think is really obvious, and you can’t even begin to try explaining it because you don’t know how to break it down to their level” guffaw face […]
Last night, Bwog readers overheard two magnificent examples of modest, Ivy League discourse. First, an anonymous artist’s failed attempt at translating peek-a-boo into performance art: Overheard: ”How much could you see? Like, could you see my vagina? I’m not a slut! I’m endearing, right?” Capital! And now for a little demonstration in modern chivalry: guy1: […]
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