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Go Outside!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 10 Comments

Close the books! Shred the papers! Karate chop the laptops! Dump the contents of your backpack where you stand and go outside to listen to the music, soak up the sun, and pop ogle the bloons! But really, the green flag is up and swaying gently in spring’s buoyant breath. Go sit on the lawn! (‘Cause the […]

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Overheard: Needs Context

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 9 Comments

Some things sound really strange out of context, others are just strange. Bwog wonders if a little background info would make following verbal vapors smell a little less funky. Two girls chatting outside: Girl 1: Now would you be embarrassed or angry? Girl 2: *hesitates* I would be… uncomfortable. Girl 1: Out of embarrassment? Or like, “bitch you […]

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CCSC: EC’s New Robot Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 9 Comments

CCSC convened. Bwog’s Brian Wagner survived to bring you this harrowing account: DON’T FORGET TO VOTE! Quick hits: All the candidates for next year attended; College Days is coming up; prepare your coin purses, because Penny Wars is on the horizon; a committee on the Student Council elections process is being formed to review electoral policy, rules, […]

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Bwoglines: Perspective Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 3 Comments

Prospies currently attempting to get a perspective into life at Columbia may be flustered as their peers rattle the names of their other college acceptances. But remember—it’s all about perspective. The salutatorian of Bronx Science got into six Ivies and is “just trying to refrain from any hubris,” but an acceptance to Columbia is still an […]

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Kipp-Giusti, VP Policy on UniteCU ticket, Drops Out of Race

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 34 Comments

The Election Board just announced that Elizabeth Kipp-Giusti, UniteCU’s VP Policy candidate, dropped out of the campaign. According to Spec, UniteCU will continue to run as a four-person party without EKG. Recently, Green Umbrella, the sustainability group on which she serves as a board member, endorsed BetterCU. Kipp-Giusti cites “personal reasons” for her resignation. Bwog […]

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The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Apr 10, 2011 22 Comments

Last night, Peter Sterne, Bwog’s resident expert on theatrical representations of philosophical imprisonment, visited the Glicker-Milstein blackbox theatre for the the Columbia University Players production of The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail. The CU Players production of “The Night Thoreau Spent In Jail” (written by Edward Lee and Jerome Lawrence, directed by Cody Haefner, CC […]

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Real Life Democracy! Happenin’ Now

By Bwog Staff on Apr 10, 2011 55 Comments

Not all of those fresh-faced idealists wandering Lerner are prospies. Some of them are running for CCSC! Here’s a handy guide to where they’re going head to head: 4pm in Party Space — 2014 Class Council 4:45pm in Party Space — 2013 Class Council 5:30pm in Party Space — University Senate 6:15pm in Party Space […]

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Tonight, We Meet!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 10, 2011 0 Comments

Dear friends & prospies, First of all, why are you reading this if you are a prospie? Go to John Jay and enjoy some of the best food you’ll have there ever, except for that one time when they decorated the place. Secondly, if you don’t wanna do that, come to tonight’s Bwog meeting! We’re […]

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That’ll be Ninepence

By Bwog Staff on Apr 10, 2011 3 Comments

Bwog thanks Broadway Presbyterian Church for affording us the highly-prized opportunity of making Monty Python references.

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LectureHop: When Bad Things Happen to Good Galaxies

By Bwog Staff on Apr 10, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog’s resident Star Gazer Zach Kagan writes in with tidbits of information from Hugh Crowl‘s lecture, “When Bad Things Happen to Good Galaxies,” on doom and gloom for major galaxies. Behold the cosmic drama! The Audience at the most recent Public Lecture and Stargazing, held in the bowels of Pupin (correctly pronounced “pew-PEEN”) Hall, spanned […]

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Underwater Basket Weaving: Fall 2011 Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 10, 2011 16 Comments

The muggle equivalent of Muggle Studies/LARPers, take note Anthropology V3949 SORCERY AND MAGIC CLEN W4721x: Magic, Carnival, Sacrament and Other Theatrical Illusions: European Renaissance and Baroque Drama and Spectacle Clever word play? Planning A6233: CROWD SOURCED CITY Anthropology V3893 THE BOMB Architecture A4028: BUILDING NEW YORK Comment if the last few weeks’ stress made you think of John Jay Hall, […]

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Let the Greek Games Begin!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 10, 2011 8 Comments

Hopa! Spirit springs to life today. Barnard’s Greek Games are here at last. Open to all years and schools, the Games will see strong, beautiful women striving before the gods until Tuesday. Events range from ancient–the gymnasia (traditional discus throwing)–to the seventies–toga tie dye. Check out more Facebook event details here. Tonight’s events are as follows: […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Break Time Edition

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break time anytime
can't take a break for too long or we're fucked
dairy queen ice "cream" to look forward too
it's due time for a break?
may the riotous spirit of the 60s protesters be with you this week
study break saturday
we know there's still a whole week of finals but we just want a break
you'll be home with mommy soon

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Guys, Stop

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anatomy of a chair
bet he's not even getting any work done
finals is a time that crushes all of your dreams
He's her derivative because he's tangent to her curves
lady in the street but a freak in the library
not overseen
studying never feels that good
uh uh honey
we're not sure why she couldn't be doing work and he couldn't be going down on her

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The First Bwog Comment Awards

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bwog confesses to putting 1s in their exclamation points
don't you hate when people use 30 year olds to portray high school students in movies
first weekly doesn't sound quite as nice
iggy's "fancy's" school is not representative of real schools
or does bwog have butts?
pineapple in bwog's butt
we #trendy

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24 Hours of Fruit Paunchin’

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24 hours of paunchin
brain shattering improv
fruit paunch
handy dandy maps
paunchin fruit
what a fruit paunchin good time

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Orgo Night Continues To Go Right

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2014
columbia gigolo
cumb
like an orgy at Pompeii
man-meat
marching band
orgo
orgo night
orgy in pompeii
places that are ridiculously crowded
safe vegetable sex is always an important message
trombone + dildo = fun times for all

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Senior Wisdom: Olivia Harris

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"disinterest is in itself disinteresting"
dont keep calm and carry on
keep it kind
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014

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PeopleHop: “I’m Your Mother”

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fangirling moms
how can a barnard girl handle martha and dspar encounters all in one night?
j-school
martha is disappointed in spec
martha is the beyonce to barnard
martha stewart
oh to be rich and famous and not give a fourth of a shit if what you're saying offends someone
peoplehop
she is the queen and we just live in her world
we think martha would side with dspar over sheryl
we wish martha was actually our mom

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Happening It’s Actually Happening Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog just wants to stay in bed
finals zombie violet
get pumped for finals
grim
haven't slept sickly pink
the poop quiz is legitimately hilarious don't deny it
yay the first day of finals

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