Former Social Media Editor Owen exercises his right to edit subheadings.

Former Events Editor Brigid encourages us to unleash our inner creative writing talent.

Deputy News Editor Bannon educates us all in her Senior Wisdom.

Regan says take walks!

Senior Staff Writer Henry Golub passes his accumulated knowledge to future generations of Columbia students.

Senior Staff Writer Jewels tells us to stay on campus!

Former Deputy Arts Editor and current LinkedIn king Adam delivers all the wisdom you need to know.

Joan may be the most thankful senior in Senior Wisdom history.

Sam claims to be a Carlton Arms apologist and a Dunkin lover in this Senior Wisdom.

Nevel being here shook us, too.

Who hasn’t thought about swimming in the penis fountain?

“Go crazy! Go stupid!”

If only one word comes to mind after reading Krishna’s Senior Wisdom, let it be “slay.”

Self-care is key.

Nick knows his cheeses.