Deputy Arts Editor Maya Campbell knows nothing about horoscopes, star signs, or anything of the like and she is not going to do any research whatsoever before writing this post!

As a Barnard student, I am constantly bombarded by horoscopes from all angles.  Whether it be my boss, roommates, or barista, it seems everyone on Barnard’s campus is deeply invested in two things: their zodiac sign and the fact that I know nothing about my zodiac sign.  So now I am taking nodding my head when they tell me about myself to the next level! Not only will I pretend to know and understand my own sign, I’ll pretend to know yours too! So enjoy your weekly horoscope comprised of facts I completely made up!

Aries: Mercury is in retrograde still, so this week is going to be rough.  Your perseverance will be tested in your work, but if you push through you will receive a great reward! Keep on goin’!

Taurus: This is definitely the week to lay low.  There will be pressure in your relationships, so don’t push it and let life run its course.  Everything will work out in the end.

Gemini: This is your week, Gemini! Saturn’s farthest away moon is spinning slightly faster this week so you know that everything in your life will begin to fall into place.  Expect untold success in your personal, professional, and romantic life this week. ;)

Cancer: We know it’s been a rough year for you, but keep your head up, Cancer! The tides are changing and so is your luck.  Look forward to smooth sailing.

Leo: You’re on a roll, Leo! This is definitely the time to reach out to those you’ve been wanting to get closer to.  Confidence is key!

Virgo: Yikes, Virgo, this has not been your month.  We’re sure your luck will turn around soon.  I mean…it’s got to some time right?!

Libra: Your hard work will pay off in the near future, Libra! Midterms are coming up and we know you’re gonna crush it!

Scorpio: Watch your back on Wednesday.

Sagittarius: Take some time to focus on yourself this week, Sagittarius.  You’ve been working hard and you are due for some much needed (and much deserved) self-care.

Capricorn: Be careful with your finances this week, your indulgent personality can get the best of you sometimes.  Those credit cards are dangerous!

Aquarius: You will definitely be feeling the pressure from your work this week.  Rely on your close friends during this rough time. Your connections will strengthen because of this.  You can make it through!

Pisces: Pisces! They’re into you! Take a hint! Make a move! It will definitely be worth it.

 

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