Here’s to hoping Bacchanal continues its tradition of having up-and-coming artists on their stage before their Best New Artist Grammy nomination.

There is an ongoing drought in the northeast right now. Campus lawns are feeling it, despite the slight drizzle that we got on Sunday night. Butler Lawn via My Camera Roll Header via Bwog Archives

Thought I’d share a few of the intrusive brainrot thoughtbabies that plague me daily (especially in and around Butler library)

Let down your hair, babygirl. Lousey’s home. 

Every year, Columbia College students are subjected to the Literature Humanities curriculum. Today, I will answer the question we have all been secretly asking ourselves: which “Gilgamesh” character is the most smashable? I have compiled an exhaustive reasoning for each character in a frat flu-induced haze.

I know because I was almost one of them…

Sometimes you need to just shit on the floor, amirite?

My mother, my country—do not abandon me.

“If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?” My response is, “Yeah, I would if I could.”

A Columbia student’s thoughts on UPenn exaggerating their student-faculty ratio.

Massive waves experienced on Kent Ramp

Columbia has gone sour. 

Columbia announced the shocking decision Wednesday to introduce some potent new blood into its faculty.

A slightly autumnal chill was felt today in Pupin 329

I had to tell someone.