We may have forgotten to write a breaking news post about this, but honestly, did anyone notice?
Sunday, March 6: Heavy fog reported in Hamilton 406.
It’s been 107 days since Red (Taylor’s Version) has been released, and we’re still hearing about Taylor Swift. If there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that there is no escaping the Sw*fties on campus.
It’s time to break out of my peasant lifestyle and indulge in a new hobby, and with brand new recommendations for what I think are perfumes and not just highly elaborate snake oil schemes, I’m ready to take New York by storm!
A coup by any other major—except political science—would be just as radical.
The truths expressed below are universally acknowledged.
Staff Writer Linus Glenhaber unravels a mystery of Morningside Heights.
Senior Staff Writer James Perry throws down the gauntlet.