Sometimes you need to just shit on the floor, amirite?

My mother, my country—do not abandon me.

“If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?” My response is, “Yeah, I would if I could.”

A Columbia student’s thoughts on UPenn exaggerating their student-faculty ratio.

Massive waves experienced on Kent Ramp

Columbia has gone sour. 

Columbia announced the shocking decision Wednesday to introduce some potent new blood into its faculty.

A slightly autumnal chill was felt today in Pupin 329

I had to tell someone. 

Um…apparently Minority Leader of the United States Senate Addison Mitchell McConnell III is becoming the new President of Columbia? 

A horsefly entered my room. I decided to interview him for the student news publication I write for. Here’s what happened.

When is Columbia adding a FilmHum class?

A sequel to Andy Weir’s hit 2011 novel The Martian has been released, this time taking place at Columbia’s campus!

If you wanted to shit in Butler, you’re shit out of luck.

The Wet Gala is Columbia’s annual precipitation fashion event. When choosing an outfit for the rainiest days of the year so far, who slayed the hardest?