The thing about buildings, is that they have names, and the thing about names, is that I can count the number of letters in those names and I have thoughts on that.
Do you have like, really chonky shoes, or the complete antithesis (Chaco’s)? Find out what that says about you by taking this quiz!
In light of the hits and misses Bwog witnessed over the holiday, we have some recommendations for next year for those seeking their lovers’ favor.
Bwog’s Nutella Hot Chocolate is the ideal recipe to comfort you through your “we’re not even halfway through the semester”-slump.
Nominate any of your wise friends graduating this semester to be included in our semesterly Senior Wisdoms compilation!
Do you know someone graduating this semester that you think should pass their wisdom down to countless generations of Columbians (until our servers crash forever)? You should nominate them for a Senior Wisdom!
Your Alma “Tree” Bwogger and best friend Betsy Ladyzhets is here with a reminder that the stupid decisions you make now are the stories you’ll be telling for the rest of your life. (Also you should reverse outline them to make sure you’re telling them well.)
Today’s second senior wisdom comes from Amara Banks, bagel extraordinaire, 1020 personality, former Bwog EIC (for a whole year!), beautiful waffle, and the funniest, most precious gem of a person. As she leaves this campus behind onto greater things, we all mourn her absence.