New York City is packed with amazing culture and inspiring art and now with so much of it online for free, there’s never been a better time to experience it first-hand. “Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/theatrically-inclined.

Performances:

• On December 15th at 7:00 pm EST, Third Wheel Improv and the Columbia University Life Events Council have teamed up to host comedian Arvin Mitchell for a night of live virtual comedy in “Comedy in Quarantine”.
• It’s that time of year! XMAS! Presents: XMAS!15 Panic! at the Office will be premiering December 14th and 15th at 8:00 pm EST. Join them for live, secular holiday cheer! XMAS! is for everyone!

Music:

• On December 15th at 7:00 pm EST, the Miller Theatre is hosting pianist Simone Dinnerstein in a solo recital highlighting her “thoughtful interpretation and signature expressive elegance.”
• The Chamber Music Society is hosting Beethoven’s 250th Birthday Celebration on December 16th at 10:00 am EST. The 12-hour marathon concert will feature 16 of Beethoven’s pieces spanning his life and three signature periods.

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