For context: she’s stolen a lot of cheese.

Name, School, Major, Hometown: Valentina R., Barnard, Med Anthro, Brookline MA

Claim to fame: Wait for my upcoming tell-all about the lightweight rowing team. 

Where are you going? Out of here and that’s what matters

What are 3 things you learned at Columbia and would like to share with the Class of 2025?

1. This place is not worth your money
2. You have to pay a copay if you get cava’d. Don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t. This is coming from an RA
3. Don’t start an organization. Everyone will subtweet you for your resume fodder. 

“Back in my day…” Sorority girls stayed in the closet.

Favorite Columbia controversy?
The intern who tweeted about that weird blue light from the official Columbia twitter. rip. 

What was your favorite class at Columbia? Anything with Prof. AJ <3

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? I’ve never had to pay for cheese. 

Whom would you like to thank?
My friends for being really hot. Miss Lina for making me smile every morning leaving Brooks. 1020 for seeing me at my best and my worst. 

One thing to do before graduating: sleepover in milly. 

Any regrets? not stealing more from this school.

sunshine and smiles via Valentina