Don’t miss this opportunity to unleash the beast within in a socially acceptable manner.

It’s been two years since we’ve all been on campus during finals season. Two years of screams have been bottled up inside, just waiting to be unleashed. Begging you to open your mouth. Take a deep breath, and…

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMM.

SCREAM OUTSIDE OF BUTLER.

SCREAM WHILE ON LINE TO BUY BEN AND JERRY’S AT THE NAKED MORTON WILLIAMS.

SCREAM IN THE JJ’S FRY LINE.

SCREAM IN YOUR DOUBLE WHILE YOUR ROOMMATE IS ASLEEP.

SCREAM AT THE PORTRAIT OF EISENHOWER NEXT TO THE STAIRS TO BUTLER REF.

SIT ON TOP OF THE LION STATUE AND SCREAM LIKE YOU ARE CHARGING INTO BATTLE WITH ROAREE AS YOUR TRUSTY STEED.

SCALE LOW LIBRARY AND SCREAM ON TOP OF THE DOME AS YOU GAZE OUT AT A SEA OF STUDENTS WHO WILL ALL BE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMING.

… Didn’t that feel good?

me at midnight on thursday via bwog archives