Some read the stars, others palms or bird flight. But Bwog? Bwog divines dorms (only those deemed worthy).

Schapiro: There will probably be another fire alarm today. Sorry.

East Campus: Pay extra attention to the signs that the world gives you today.

Harmony: Go out and make some friends.

Carlton Arms: Leg gains are on your horizon.

Brooks: Your lucky numbers are 4, 88, 21, 32, and 57. Good luck.

Ruggles: Take a deep breath. Feel the energy rooted in the Earth run through your body. Everything will be okay.

Plimpton: Seek community around you, these will be ephemerally lasting connections.

Wien: Splash some water on your face. You will be living a better life than today in the coming time.

Hewitt: Write down your dream from last night and look for signs of it during your awake hours. The energy of the world is trying to tell you something.

Furnald: Everything in your life will be perfect. 

537 West 121st Street: Take a moment to rest in nature. The flowers and trees will give you advice and direction for all that you need.

Elliot: Follow that feeling you’ve been having. If it’s successful it will be much more joyous than if you never acted on it.

Hartley: You are one of the Universe’s chosen children. You are a starseed. The universe is giving you a struggle for you to succeed more fruitfully after this.

616 W 116th St: Touch some dirt. Really, touch it. Feel it. That was once you. And you will be that again, soon enough. Rejoice in this temporary separation from your origin and ending.

McBain: I̦͇̮͎̺̮̩̹̼̫̲̽̆͑̓͆̕͡’̵̪͇͇̓m̹̼͓̹͚̹ͤͤ͠ ̸̭͕̘͕̬̻̮̒̾̇ͧͅś̘̦̿͆́ǫ̫̘͈̙̣͚̉̃ ̾̽̏҉̫̩̖š͓͉̻̹̠̠̠̕o̸͚͉̺͍̣̗̽̔͒ͮr̡̝̖̓̏r̲̮͙͙̞̤̮̽͑͂ͭ̀y̸̺̬͔̓̍̅,̷͓̣̼͔͛̍ ̩͇͈͈͈̘͗͠ǐ͉͕̹͈͎̗͎ͫ͢t̸͓̞̜̩̩̫̲̣͈̝̞ͫ̀͒͗̕’̴̝͖̐͋ş̪̖̥͙̿̇̑̇ ̡̖̻̮̬͈̓t̨̹̠̙̻̾͗̍ơ͔̝͙̹̦̣̗ͮͅo̩̥͔̰͚̻̝͊̑͟ ̶̳̣̱ͯlͮͤͫ͏͉̫͔̜̘͚̻ä̷̯̟̯́̃t̳̖͔͖̘̙̑͞e̵̘̜͇̜ͣ̈́ ͕͓̻̖͇͚̌̑͋̀͡f̞̳͉̈́͞o̷̥͈͕͓͔̳̱͊̅̈ṙ̭͉̜̬͝ͅ ̙̮̠ͭͨ͞ỵ̭͔͚͎̜̭̱̂́óͪ̒ͧ҉̯̗̠̱̞̟̤ư̗̦ͫ̒

Zodiac Signs via Bwarchives