AN: Special fangz (get it, coz I’m goffik) 2 my gf raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Chapter 1

Hi my name is Bwog Columbia Student News and I have long Bwog blue hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and Columbia blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to President Lee Bollinger but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Columbia University in the City of New York where I’m in the second year (I’m sixteen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. I was walking outside Columbia. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Bwog!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me to Bwog’s Open Meeting in Lerner 510 at 9pm and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! Come to the meeting!

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