Bwog ranks their classes, D&D-style.

As many of us are deeply entrenched in midterm hell, we at Bwog have decided to look back on the courses we’re taking right now and the courses we have taken throughout our transformative academic voyages at Columbia University in the City of New York. For purposes of contextualization and categorization, Bwog has decided to rank the classes from our past and present with the classic Dungeons and Dragons alignment chart!

Lawful good:

• Chinese
• Bureaucratic politics
• The science of living well
• Conservation biology
• Advanced Old English
• Environmental law
• Origins of Human Society
• Intro to language and culture
• The environment
• History of the modern Middle East

Neutral good:

• Astronomy
• Intro African History

Chaotic good:

• Logic of collective choice
• German
• Languages of Africa
• Any class with John McWhorter but specifically intro to linguistics
• Herpetology
• Literary theory
• Files and Databases
• Latin America in a Post-Colonial Perspective in Spain
• Revolutionary concepts in bio
• Poetry word sorcery identity
• FYW/S Reading the Future/Storytelling (anything with Professor Shelichach)
• Elementary Indonesian
• Elementary german
• Underwater basket weaving

Lawful neutral:

• LitHum
• Political theory I
• Political behavior

True neutral:

• CC
• Educational foundations
• UW contemporary essays
• Writing Medieval Illness

Chaotic neutral:

• Weapons of mass destruction
• Intro to Art History II
• First-year seminar maids and governesses
• Intermediate French I
• Intermediate French II
• Air matters

Lawful evil:

• General Physics
• Phonetics & Phonology
• Text Magic Performance
• Computer Networks
• Intro to American politics
• Interpretation of Culture
• FYW speculating the past

Neutral evil:

• Pre-Columbian Art and Architecture
• Gen chem

Chaotic evil:

• American Monument Culture
• Mafias and Other Dangerous Affiliations
• Identidades Afrolatinas
• Neural Networks
• Physics for Poets

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