Let’s call it “a friendly suggestion.”

Everyone and their mother love the different types of JJ’s fries. My evidence? I just checked, and everyone and their mothers are currently in line at the fry station. It’s getting absurd, to be honest. To a JJ’s fanatic, you would know exactly what kinds of fries are available on what day, but if you’re not as obsessed with Lion Dine as I am, you might pull up to JJ’s not knowing what shape your potatoes will come in. You could get the glorious waffle fries, but you could also get stuck with the dreaded potato wedge. My thoughts are: why stop there? I’ve outlined some of my best suggestions for new fry shapes so that JJ’s can properly keep the Columbia student body on their toes.

1. Dodecahedron Fries: 12 faces and 30 edges of delicious geometric potato.
2. Smiley Face Fries: You’ve just run into an ex-situationship at the 11:00 pm JJ’s rush. These smiley face fries are there to say “you’re being so brave :)”
3. Potato Shaped Fries: Just a deep-fried potato.
4. Free Seat Fries: Fries shaped like an empty seat. You know there’s a fat chance you’re gonna see an actual free seat in JJ’s, but these fries will remind you how cool it would be if you did!
5. Cup Fries: You’ve heard of bread bowls. Get ready for fry cups. It’s a cylinder, but you can pour stuff in there. Imagine a milkshake in a fry cup. So beautiful.

Innovation that excites!

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