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• "how many travel managers does it take to find a hotel in soho?" "...TWO"
• at least evan brought a towel
• betsy is a high-quality sandwich
• both fitted flannels and betsy's lack of barnard dad hat...homophobic
• come to festival of winds and meet betsy's other girlfriend: a timpani
• cromslor we do have slacks
• get betsy to reverse outline your life
• her bio thesis had significant results of course that's a banger
• if you don't nearly get hypothermia and die at cornell have you really lived?
• it's death of the author baby
• oh god what am i gonna do without my tree mom -sarah b
• read betsy's fanfiction!
• senior wisdom
• senior wisdom 2019
• she also has an eight-foot vertical leap
• the only things betsy has ever smelled are moonshine and vodka ramen
• this is postmodernism
• true friendship is betsy writing two orgo night scripts and four theses in one academic year