The spitting image of Prezbo, as drawn by Mason Amelotte

The spitting image of Prezbo, as drawn by Mason Amelotte

The official bacchanal lineup has not been released, which has left us time to fantasize about who we want to see onstage. Here are our top 15 requests:

1. Sweet Life by Frank Ocean
The concert is on April 2nd, and since want to be on the beach at this point in the year, Frank would bring us perfect pacific vibes.

2. Hail Mary by Tupac
He may (or may not) have been shot in 1997, but that didn’t stop him from appearing at coachella in 2012.

3. Little Bit by Drake ft. Lykke Li
2009-so-far-gone-fresh-off-Degrassi Drake would make us feel youthful in the birth of spring.

4. Used To by Drake ft. Lil Wayne
Post-glow-up Drake would make us feel like we had a big ass Bacchanal budget.

5. Leave Me Alone by Kaytranada
Everyone would become a good dancer during his set, even if your dance moves are limited to a head bob seasoned with some bold shoulders.

6. Dare by Gorillaz
Imagine seeing a cartoon band live tho.

7. Flawless by Beyoncé ft. Nicki Minaj
Think about the shit that would go down if there were a billion dollars on Low Steps.

8. Forever by Majid Jordan
If we can’t afford drake maybe we can get his friends.

9. Pink Toes by Childish Gambino
All these gambinos but the lineup still childish.

10. Don’t by Bryson Tiller
In the spirit of going against instructions, bring a fanny pack to the show and sing this song to your new man/chick while staring your old one in the eyes.

11. Buffalo by Tyler the Creator
In the interest of creating the ultimate mosh pit on Low, Tyler should definitely be there yelling at everyone in yellow.

12. DMT by xxyyxx
While getting ready to recite all of the lyrics you memorized on rap genius after the lineup’s release, you’re going to want to chill to his beats.

13. Right Hand Man by the cast of Hamilton
The only thing more hype than having these guys here would be having the actual founding fathers perform.

14. Lost in the world by Kanye West
Will “Waves/Swish/So Help Me God” ever be as good as My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy? Will anything ever be as good as My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?

15. Work by Rihanna
Mostly so that we can make this badgalPrezBo doodle relevant.