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Swipe Right On Bwog And Submit Your Personals

In case you haven’t heard, Bwinder is the new Tinder. Bwumble is the new Bumble. Bwindr is the new Grindr. I could go on. We’re nearing the end of January, which means there’s only one last holiday to celebrate with your significant other– or for most people, a lack thereof. Tired of hearing cheesy pickup lines on various dating apps? Bwog’s got your back. 

You’ve been consistently swiping on Tinder while procrastinating (and then eventually ghosting everyone) AND visiting 1020 every weekend (and talking to nobody but your friends). You’ve been doing it all. So, why are you still alone? The answer is: you haven’t submitted your Bwog Personal! Introducing Bwinder/Bwumble/Bwinge/Bwoffee Meets Bagel or whatever you want to call it– it’s 2019 and we don’t need labels. Submit an email to tips@bwog.com answering the questions below for you or your very single friend. Submit one picture of yourself (or whoever you’re submitting the personal for) but please, please don’t send nudes. Do this by Wednesday, February 6th at 11:59 PM, and we will help put you on the market just in time for Valentine’s Day.

The Questions:

Name, Year, School, Major (grad students encouraged)
Preference (girl for girl, etc)
Hometown
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer
What redeems you as a human being?
Library room of choice
Beverage of choice and why
If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be? (Describe thoroughly, like Gordon Ramsay would describe a dish on Masterchef)
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?
Historical Hottie

Edit February 6, 2019, 2:00 PM: The post has been edited to reflect the new extended deadline.

Photo via Subtle Asian Traits Facebook Group

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