Bwog compiled a list of all the things on this campus that are just Too Tall. Prezbo, make this campus shorter please. 

  • The Milstein 2 printer.
  • The position of the mint jar in Ferris.
  • High chairs in Ferris.
  • The partition for omelets/pasta in Ferris (the guy can never hear me because I’m too low down).
  • Fuck it, all of Ferris.
  • The error bars in my science project.
  • The cabinets in every suite.  I can’t ever reach the top two shelves.
  • The tooth. Way too difficult for drunk people emerging from EC parties to climb.
  • My bed (it’s lofted to high heaven and you can’t undo it).
  • Most people when you try to give them a hug so you have to stand on tiptoe. :(
  • People sitting in front of me in every class.
  • Every projector screen that you have to pull down.
  • The glass of dumbass juice I drink every morning.
  • The tables in John Jay. When I sit it’s like up to my neck and I’m not even short. (Editor’s note: an Ally)

From one particularly angry short person:

  • A LOT OF TOILETS (FEET DON’T TOUCH GROUND).
  • JJ’S CHAIRS.
  • HEWITT BUFFET (REQUIRES ARMS TO BE VERY LONG).
  • BUTLER SHELVES.
  • EVERYONE IN THE ENGINEERING BUILDING.

Bonus – Things that are too short:

  • MY FUCKING PATIENCE.

Look upon her and despair via Bwogger