Bwog shits on Barnard Reslife a lot. And they deserve it.

The night before leaving campus for Spring Break, I had a bunch of things on my To Do List, most of which required water. I had to wash all of my clothes, sheets, towels, and shower. Low and behold, I find the following picture adorning the bathroom door:

I was flabbergasted, not only because I could not fulfill what I had set out to do but because of a finer detail on the poster. I DO NOT LIVE IN SULZ TOWER. I live on one of the lower floors of Sulz Hall (I will not disclose exactly which one as I do not want Reslife to cause me any further woes). From this, I have come to the conclusion that Barnard Reslife does not know where the very dorms that they manage are located. Bwog has accessed a super top mega secret map of the dorms according to Barnard Reslife.

map outline via Barnard