RTG’s not only the AEPi Sweetheart but also a finance aficionado. 

Name, School, Major, Hometown: RTG, GS/JTS (affectionately known to some/very few as “The Program”), Applied Math, Newport Beach, CA (the U.S. capital of plastic surgery)

Claim to fame: The AEPi Sweetheart (no, really); that girl that’s always unnecessarily on someone’s shoulders at senior night; that girl that probably thinks she’s more Columbia famous than she actually is

Where are you going? Probably to hell, but until then…. selling out to the finance world in Midtown East #ColumbiaStereotypesAreReal

What are 3 things you learned at Columbia and would like to share with the Class of 2023?
1. If someone complains about an A- being “bad”, don’t be their friend
2. Don’t involve yourself in campus politics. It’s much more fun to just sit back, read the Bwog articles, and laugh at everyone instead
3.The AEPi radiator has the best views of NYC

“Back in my day…” Wu and Nuss was Nuss and Wu, Cannons was a thing and people were actually fun, and my friends hadn’t yet switched to Financial Econ

Favorite Columbia controversy? The Bacchanal 2016 Rae Sremmurd postgame. Just Google it @classof2020+

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I think I’m super scary but I’m really just a 5”1, 100lb blonde Jewish girl with 8 allergies

What was your favorite class at Columbia? Skipping Class To Sit On The Steps On Warm Days 1001

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Kosher cheese is notoriously hard to cum by

Whom would you like to thank? Family, friends, and Chegg (I really couldn’t have finished this math degree without you, baby)

One thing to do before graduating: Go to every single senior night, even if you have a Macro midterm the next morning (why am I a second semester senior taking Macro?)

Any regrets? It’s only a regret if you didn’t learn from it. With that said — I probably should wear less eyeliner and remove 10 of my piercings before entering the corporate world

Editor’s note: This post was revised to update the name of the individual listed.

Commencement via Bwog Archives