Apparently it’s the Year of Water here at Columbia. Bwog jumps in on the bandwagon and drinks some water. This article just like WATERLICHT, except nobody wants to take pictures of it and there isn’t a line outside the club.

It’s also just like Yelp, except it’s for water and it’s from your favorite Bwoggers and it’s only about water.

  • Butler water hate
    • The Butler first floor water fountain is the water equivalent to Brussel sprouts
    • Butler 4 outside magazine room because Butler 2 and 3 suck/are always broken
    • Day 49 without sex: drank the Butler water so I could choke on something
  • Wien has a water fountain but… just get a Brita. u have a sink, bud
  • You know that scene in lady and the tramp with the spaghetti pulling the dogs closer until they kiss? Imagine that, but with ur mouth and the spout of the Pupin ground floor water fountain – shitty water pressure
  • Off-campus but Dig Inn and Junzi because you can get ice and water at the same time.
  • I have to include dining halls because they have hot water–shout out to my fellow hot water drinkers
  • Dodge ONLY where you pick up towels. Every other fountain there is gross.
  • Lerner 5 by the bathrooms; everywhere else in Lerner bad
  • Lewisohn bad. Old and dirty.
  • Milstein BAD. Why? Because if you have a transparent bottle it will not sense it 100% of the time unless you also put your hand there so you have to hold on to your bottle like a weirdo while it fills up. It’s also really high pressure thus loud, yet the water fountains will be directly next to quiet areas so you feel like a jackass.
  • If you walk all the way to Carlton Arms, you’ll be rewarded by a SUPER fast water-bottle-filling water fountain.
  • The first-floor water fountain in Hewitt Hall (near Furman) is so cold and good.
  • Lerner water fountains are all trash
  • Barnard Hall floor 3 water fountain is pretty good—sufficiently cold water and does not have a metal after taste
  • The water fountain in Earl Hall has purple Gatorade.
  • Just tasted the Mudd water with my own damn mouth – drinking it was like dating my ex-boyfriend – generally unproblematic but also utterly cringe-inducing
  • Union Theological Seminary water fountains are disgusting. I have included pictures so you’ll understand why I refuse to even try it

  • The dodge fountain where the counter of how many bottles it’s saved is broken and instead it just shows random numbers is my absurdist fave

  • Dodge water fountains generally slap
  • Carman first floor is always too warm

Anyways drink up guys.

water via Bwog archives