If you can’t beat ’em join ’em. Except there’s no contest and you don’t need to beat us, but please, do join us. 

As a reader of Bwog, you may be wondering: where do all these posts come from? Is there an army of robots in an underground dungeon generating “funny” “posts” for “Bwog dot com”? Have we held Lambda boys hostage, hazing them by making them squeeze out funny posts? No, silly!!! The answer to this question is STAFF WRITERS! The answer to this question could also be YOU (unrelated to Netflix TV show You)!

So what would you do as a staff writer? You would come to weekly meetings, bond with your new friends, take the funny thoughts about Columbia you have and make them into funny posts, cover news, write up recipes… the opportunities are endless! You can write about anything! As long as it’s related to Columbia! And not an Op Ed!

To apply, email us your answers to the application questions below at editors@bwog.com by Friday, January 31st at 11:59PM. Applications should be submitted in the form of a PDF document titled “*First Name* App.” Oh, and Blease Welcome Our friends who Go to the FIRST OPEN MEETING! Come one, come all! Invite everyone you know!

Staff Writer application:

About Bwog:

  • What do you think Bwog is?
  • Tell us about one Bwog post you liked, one post you didn’t like, and why for both.
  • Come up with three sample post ideas that you would like to see on Bwog.
  • Draw Bwog.

About you:

  • Why do you want to join Bwog?
  • You’re taking Bwog out on a date! What would you do? Where would you go?
  • What aspects of Columbia might you be interested in writing about?
  • In which Columbia building or business near campus would you want to spend twelve hours?

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