As finals start and Zoom classes become all but a faded memory, staff writer Nicki Camberg regrets all the fun and festive outfits she never got around to wearing. 

Taking classes online at home is the perfect opportunity to break out some exciting looks, but unfortunately, I never got around to showing up to class in these fire fits. I’m writing this list to have to refer to in the future, just in case the world ever experiences another global pandemic that requires social distancing and the screeching halt of normal daily life.

• Full-on scuba gear, including inflatable floaties
• My Bat Mitzvah dress
• This children’s costume of the inflatable guy outside of car dealerships
• A Snuggie
• Ceelo Green’s 2017 Grammy red carpet ~lewk~
• Painted on body art of a normal outfit
• A fully denim look á la Britney and Justin
• An Animal Crossing fursona fursuit
• One of those giant rainbow parachute tarp things we played with in elementary school, fashioned into a formal evening gown
• Cover myself in Magnolia Bakery banana pudding
• No clothes with just shoulders and up showing
• No clothes with just shoulders and up showing but with a detachable collar
• One of my dad’s favorite outfits (for context that would be a Tupac t-shirt, camo cargo shorts, a leather fanny pack, Oakley sunglasses, and off-brand Crocs)
• Cosplay as the professor teaching the class
• Lady Gaga’s meat dress
• A patchwork jumpsuit compiled of Shen Yun ads
• Recreate the Beyoncé pregnancy reveal
• Jeans and a t-shirt, or really anything that isn’t sweatpants and a men’s XXL graphic tee that I stole from my 6’8″ brother

Image of the author’s few remaining brain cells as she wrote this post from Bwog Archives