Practice rooms are closed, but musicians still have to practice.

  • Even though it’s not *technically* quiet hours, it’s very likely that one of my neighbors is either asleep, in class, or in a meeting and I’m about to be the bitch disrupting what they’re doing
  • I am about to play the same warmup exercise that I play every day in about four different keys again. If someone knocks on my door and tells me to shut the fuck up right now, I wouldn’t blame them
  • Rip my neighbors
  • Everybody just heard me fuck up
  • Wow I’m soooooo excited to sight read with all of my neighbors able to hear
  • Everybody just heard me fuck up
  • Someone is knocking on my door and I can’t pretend I’m not here because they just heard me but my case is blocking the door ahhhhhhhh
  • Everybody just heard me fuck up
  • I can hear people in the hallway….which means they can hear me
  • Wowowow that was almost good! What if I play those same four bars about five times now!
  • Rip my neighbors