We’re not saying tonight’s open meeting will make you automatically a romantic millionaire jet fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it.

Hello Barnumbia.

Look at yourself, now back to me.

Now back at yourself, now back to me.

Sadly, you aren’t me, but if you stop using your Sunday evening to contemplate your existence in Butler and switch to Bwog open meeting, you can act like you’re me.

Look down, back up.

Where are we?

You’re in Mudd 833! 

With the cool person you could be.

What’s in your hand? Back at me.

I have it. It’s an oyster with two tickets to the thing you love.

Look again, the tickets are now diamonds!

Anything is possible when you come to Bwog open meeting.

I’m on a horse.

** Note: You read right! Just for tonight, Bwog will be holding open meeting at 9 pm in a super special location: Mudd 833! So stop by… and live out your CS SEAS kid dreams while you’re at it??

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