If you want to smell freshly baked bread apply to Vassar or something.

Barnard Hall — The Haunted Mansion post Industrial Revolution.

Barnard Quad Dorms — Various stolen Anthropologie Candles.

All of Barnard — Equality, Bath and Body Works.

Butler Library — Wildly overpriced green tea.

Campus Halal Carts — What Pret a Manger wishes it smells like.

Carman Hall — Axe Body Spray.

Diana Center — Raspberry Emergen-C (warm and grainy).

Dodge Gym — Gatorade, specifically in one of those giant orange coolers.

East Campus — Moo Moo Meadows.

Faculty House — Chanel no. 5 and my father’s eternal disappointment.

Furnald Hall — You’ve gone nose blind.

Hamilton Hall — Creatine to get up those stairs.

JJs Place — Cinnamon Toast Crunch and your neighbor’s sex playlist. Call Out My Name! Original!

John Jay Dining Hall — The brown Ricola cough drops.

Lerner Hall — String cheese that won’t string properly.

Low Library — Popcorn between the cracks of the AMC Signature Recliners®.

Law Bridge — Chocolate Strawberries.

Math Hall — Crayons (alternatively, Cwayons).

Milbank Hall — Earrings from Kay Jewelers.

Milstein Center — Fish Food that you may or may not have tried once (or twice).

Mike’s Sub Shop — Freedom, America, Eagles.

Pulitzer Hall — Superiority.

Pupin Hall — No smell but you hear the Bop-It voice everywhere.

Schermerhorn — The burnt banana puff bar sitting in my nightstand from sophomore year of high school.

Uris Hall — Everything Leo DiCaprio snorted in the Wolf of Wall Street.

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