A very necessary Bwog expedition.

If you think you’ve outgrown your “emoji phase” because you’re not in fifth grade anymore, think again. I’ve sent my friends 30 different variations of the cow emoji alone. Emoji kitchen has truly taken over my life. Naturally, the next step was for me to use my newfound passion to complain about Barnumbia and roast my classmates. Enjoy, dear Bwog reader! You’re welcome in advance.

The dish slop in any dining hall:

How the average Barnumbia student understands sports:

How the financial aid office reacts to students who try to reappeal their aid package:

How the Milbank Courtyard reacts after you trip on the wonky bricks:

What you look like when Liz’s is out of cream cheese:

CUPAL’s actor share:

What your alarm clock looks like when you have an 8:40 class:

Feel free to share these with your friends, enemies, and professors! In fact, I encourage it.

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Emojis via Emoji Kitchen