To the people who have been rearranging the letters on the message board, I have some suggestions.

Four days a week, at 8:46 am, I run to my Chinese class in Kent Hall, and every day, without fail, the message board makes me laugh. At one point, I assume, it announced the East Asian Library’s closure due to renovations, but it now says words like ‘Berry,’ ‘Cheddar,’ and ‘Slay.’ I spend a lot of time thinking about this board and its editors, and I have some contributions that I would like to make with what letters we have at our disposal.

• Barnard Bride 

• Crab Belly 

• Rat Hero

• The Chad Bandit Raged 

• Drag Lard

• Dirty Hens 

• Sandy Lice 

• Fried Angel

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