Now look what we have…

Welcome to Reacting to Columbia Confessions! I know I’m not the only one who checks the instagram religiously to see what’s new on campus these days, so join me as we go through some of this past week’s more interesting confessions. 

But first, some quick stats. The past 7 days brought us a total of 204 posts, the majority of which were rants on various topics. We saw a lot of dorm drama and bathroom desecration (as usual), lots of thirsting, and some minor crashouts about academics and friends. See below for a category breakdown!

Percent Breakdown by Category

Now onto the mentions of the week!

The teapot calling the kettle black…

I think it’s crazy how people are so willing to share stuff like this on an open confessions page when I feel like the situation’s niche enough where the other guy will know it’s them when they read it… but then again, maybe that’s the point?

Your average financial econ major

Unpatched method to reach your protein goal I guess

If you feel the need to ask for advice about a situation like this through Columbia confessions, it might already be cooked, and if you can’t communicate, there really is no chance for the relationship to survive. Good luck, man.

That’s all for today! Let us know through tips if you have a specific confession you want to feature.

Images via @columbia_confessions on Instagram