The first Senior Wisdom as we end the semester comes from J Haro, Canada Goose hater, NYFW runway designer, and particle astrophysicist.

Your Alma “Tree” Bwogger and best friend Betsy Ladyzhets is here with a reminder that the stupid decisions you make now are the stories you’ll be telling for the rest of your life. (Also you should reverse outline them to make sure you’re telling them well.)

Today’s second senior wisdom comes from Amara Banks, bagel extraordinaire, 1020 personality, former Bwog EIC (for a whole year!), beautiful waffle, and the funniest, most precious gem of a person. As she leaves this campus behind onto greater things, we all mourn her absence.

Former Bwog Editor Finn Klauber is a classicist, an advocate for the Core, and a proud member of Beta. Apparently, you can do it all.

Former Bwog Publisher Nik has gone uptown, but now he’s going downtown.

Ragrets? Former Bwog Publisher James Fast hasn’t got none.

Former Bwog Sports Editor Abby Rubel remembers a time when JJ’s mozzarella sticks tasted like they do in Italy.

Leo Bevilacqua, a true Renaissance man, reminds us that it’s okay to have no chill (even, like, zero percent).

Nadra Rahman isn’t just a Bwog-CCSC joint icon and Club Bangla president, but also a strong proponent of recycling.

Dassi Karp really just wants to bake a babka before her time here is up.

The delightfully accented and secret Soundcloud-er Gabby Kloppers has some wisdom for y’all. Listen up!

Former Bwog finance chair Sarah Dahl dishes on philosophy, letting go, and how to completely drop off the face of the earth.

Former Bwog Editor Asya Sagnak asks the questions we all want the answers to: why is PrezBo’s weather machine only used for Days on Campus and who really runs Spec?

Will doesn’t use three-in-one shower gel, and that’s how you know he’s truly wise.

Former Bwog Deputy Editor and shine theorist Lila Etter dispenses hard truths, such as: sometimes awkward small talk becomes a great conversation, don’t judge people for their majors and seriously, don’t brush your teeth in Butler.