This week’s exciting turn of events at ESC is brought to you by finals—making your life miserable since now. This explanation of the last ESC (for this semester) is brought to you by Keenan Albee, headmaster of all that is engineering. Though it may have been ESC’s last meeting of the semester, the council certainly […]
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