Paige Moskowitz might just be the reason you’re registered to vote. Thank her by reading her other, equally wise words.
Albert Tai has some useful reminders: you probably owe him five bucks, and you should go do your laundry.
S. wants you take some chances (as long as you want to) and, as always, #partypartyparty.
Omar Curiel remembers a time when campus parties were far more lit, and you could live it up (without fear of pandemic).
If there’s anything we can learn from Nicole Fischbein’s Senior Wisdom, it’s take chances and get up really, really early.
Mickal Adler is proof that you don’t have to be, as the kids say, traditionally “involved” to be bestowed a Senior Wisdom.
Local sorcerer Alexander Keefe has solved the mystery of the Ferris potato thumbtack!
Your CC professor has nothing on Chloë when it comes to explaining “a priori”!
This semester’s first senior wisdom comes from Cameron Danesh-Pajou, Pennsylvanian, roof expert, and last drum major of the CUMB to conduct in Butler 209 (for now).
Senior Wisdom: the only campus tradition that seems to be 100% pandemic-proof.
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